Another Right Wing Conspiracy?
Robert Novak’s Saturday column reported that Senator Hillary Clinton and her staff are sitting on some scandalous information about Senator Barack Obama, but so far, have decided not to go public with it.
The revelation, which raised a few eyebrows, sparked a sharp denial from the Clinton camp, while Obama is charging his opponent with ``Swift Boat’’ politics.
Meanwhile, the Morning Delivery has been hard at work trying to ferret out the nature of the alleged scandal hovering over the Illinois senator.
Based on our reporting, here are the top theories we have been able to uncover.
The revelation, which raised a few eyebrows, sparked a sharp denial from the Clinton camp, while Obama is charging his opponent with ``Swift Boat’’ politics.
Meanwhile, the Morning Delivery has been hard at work trying to ferret out the nature of the alleged scandal hovering over the Illinois senator.
Based on our reporting, here are the top theories we have been able to uncover.
1.) When his wife, Michelle, asked Barack to give her a simple yes- or- no answer whether he’s ever had an affair, he gave a long rambling answer that never really answered her question.
2.) C-Span cameras captured Obama throwing his cigarette butts on Clinton’s Senate seat.
3.) The Clinton camp is claiming that there should be an asterisk attached to Obama’s voting record, on the grounds he tested positive for steroids before entering the 110th Congress.
4.) Obama and Senator Larry Craig often held closed-door strategy sessions in the Senate men’s room.
5.) After some suspicions, it’s now been confirmed Obama has a weakness for driving by his Democratic opponents on rainy days, and splashing mud in their faces, a reckless act, which can only be explained as a cry for help.
-Bill Lucey
billlucey@bellsouth.net
-Bill Lucey
billlucey@bellsouth.net
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